January 2011
Cousin: How much fun is too much fun?
Me: When you're arrested.
December 2010
Anonymous asked: Do you like to dress up?
Anonymous asked: Do you like to dress up?
I guess I'm going snow boarding next month! :)
hermayonnaise-deactivated201102 asked: HEY IT'S ALMOST YOUR BIRTHDAY
I downloaded the tumblr app on my mom's phone. :3
Dress Christmassy!!!
– Mom (looks like a ghetto mexican at a rodeo) and sister (looks like she’s going to a funeral)
I can’t believe I’m getting yelled at to change my shoes for christmas. :P my purple chucks are awesome!
Just got hit on by a tall buff black guy who works...
I asked him where they kept the beer pong/ping pong balls and he told me I was fine and called me sexy as I walked away. O_O
All I ate today was one corndog. o_o
hermayonnaise-deactivated201102 asked: HEY IT'S ALMOST YOUR BIRTHDAY
OMFG PRINGLES!!!
laboche:
noelylylyly:
I lub them. :)
On your birthday I’ll throw them at you like it’s your wedding
awww thankies. :) I finished my present on the way home. They were delicious. xD
Someone: you know you can't stand on a cloud?
Jonathan: how much you wanna bet?!
Someone: ugh
Jonathan: I ride them everyday! Huh! With my unicorn!!
Someone: um-
Jonathan: that's right bitch!
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I think my mom told me something...
I don’t remember. I was in bed and half asleep, and I just agree to anything when I’m like that. Hmm… I wonder what it was? o_o
Someone bought my sister a Shake Wheight as her Secret Santa gift.
Quit hacking my tumblr lewis!!! Dx
I GUESS IT'S TIME TO CLIP MY TOENAILS!!!
Just applied for jobs as camp counselor...
I can totally do that.
Horseback riding instructor? I’m mexican! I has horsies in Mexico! Lol xD
Arts & Crafts specialist? Just don’t glue your hands together… Simple
Sports? No thanks.
I can totally do this.
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Dammit Marley!
Can’t I take a shower without you scratching the door and whining?!! Dx
GOT ALL A's FOR THE SEMESTER!
I’m awesome. :D
9 days until Christmas/my birthday and we still...
I think I’ll just put the presents by the tv. :3
I remember why I don't like watch late night tv...
All those nasty commercials telling you to call because they have hot babes or whatever on the other line. Gross. xP
I dropped my donut!!! Dx
damnthatswhack:
Hello. How ‘bout that ride in? Ha. Ha. Ha. I guess that’s why they call it Sin City. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack… it grew by one. So there… there were two of us in the wolf pack… I was alone first in the...
things 90's kids realize part duex
simple-groovy:
byakkoyanomusume:
whereimfromyoudiewithyoursecrets:
THIS FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AMEN. <3
^what that person said.
I feel like crap
hermayonnaise-deactivated201102 asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LbYGRlRvac
Your hobo Jesus is a jerk! He hurt Geoff :'( btw this is Cecilia not Lewith ;p
Your hobo Jesus is a jerk! He hurt Geoff :'( btw this is Cecilia not Lewith ;p
Mexican with a mullet!!!!
I saw one. xD